This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for miracle cures. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's pushing me over the edge.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're website so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
You know you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Messages
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.